Semantic Satiation & Other Fatal Ejaculations

this. Why do the linguistic seeds I plant

Isn't. flower into blooms of deep thought

an. when sometimes, just sometimes

acrostic. I want to laugh at the insanity and ridiculous

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this. how ridiculous is made up of a dick and louse

isn't. or if you say it the right/wrong way

an. you get red dick, you louse!

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a. Whimsy is a girl who dances in the dark

c. and still finds the gummy sweets—

r. and joy in the hilarity, often with someone called Hilary

o. is a Hilary hilarious from birth

or do they become it

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s. Also, what even is Bee cum.

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t. Curse Google and the ease of access to information

I. I searched and found exactly what bee come is.

c. Male honey bees—the drones—

ejaculate while mating with the queen

line edit. the act is fatal for them - still they got ejaculate in a queen

Who else can say that? Let's ignore the fact the ejaculation—

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the forceful expulsion of semen

rips the endophallus of the bee from his body

Death by ripped endophallus.

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"What did the white Texan bank manager say to the black Texan Bank manager?"

(you don't know?)

"We're both Texan bank managers. Go sports teams we love. "

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Semantic satiation - try saying that fast with a gummy in your mouth

semantic satiation

semenantic sedation

semen sedation

sementic sedition

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meshuggah, mesh uggah, what is an uggah and why is it mesh?

give me shuggah in me tea plea

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who puts the laughter in men?

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Alex (see a c? si a c, X marc's his spot) Baldwin,

Matthew Broderick

and Vince Neil come to mind.

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For all in-tent-sieve porpoises

I could care less.

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Thanks for reading!

Author's Notes: The above was loosely inspired by ruminating on a conversation I started with young Euan Brennan about how most of my poems are deep. I noted that I find it hard to write something just because it sounds good or funny without a dark undercurrent to it all. Then, the above was born. After putting a lot of effort into some love stories and serious poetry flexing, this was a lot of fun.

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