got a phone call from Nigeria
but that just the half of it
the caller said he was a distant uncle
i dunno it seemed legit
he said we had another uncle
on his mother’s fathers side
who had one day without a word
up and inconveniently died
this is word for word how it transpired
so you know i’m not talking shit
he used vernacular that could have been truthful
it kinda seemed legit
they needed my credit card details
so they could transfer his estate
it had to be done very quickly
no hindrances, no delays, no late
i emailed them all my details
i had nothing left to omit
what could possibly go wrong
it all seems so legit
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Brenton F
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Perfect Little Pirate
The rough, sodden rope bit into her fingers as she swung over the roiling water far below. Reaching out with the toe of her boot, she managed to catch hold of the rain-soaked railing of the ship- and promptly slipped. Throwing herself forward, she landed hard on the deck, slamming her elbows against the wood planks. The sharp yelp of pain quickly bubbled into a laugh, and she rolled onto her back, laughing up at the gray sky as a torrent of rain washed away the soot covering her skin.
By M. A. Mehan 4 days ago in Fiction
Comments (4)
Hahahahahahahhaha this made me laugh so much!
So legit! They probably spelled everything correctly and used proper grammar. Any day now, you’ll be rich. 🤑
Holy shit... You should go for it. Excellent work, sir!
Was he a prince? 😁 Tangent: Have you seen The Beekeeper?