Sarah's River

Good ol' Hannah Farrah

Took me down to Sarah's Peril

And Sarah Smalls

Couldn't save her from the river's fall

Got two kids on the stone fence wall

Skippin' stones as the good girls call

"She ain't that small no she ain't that small!"

Cried Hannah Farrah

As the bad boys brawl

Oh yea look more good for

Ain't no one saw it all

But Hannah Farrah

When she took the fall

And Hannah Farrah

Found her baby doll

As she jumped in tall

And left the river's boys

To plead and crawl.