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S'more Madness

A Sadistic Santa Tale Villanelle

By DaphsamPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
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Sadistic Santa was at it again!

Deep in the forest, the man in red was having a Christmas campfire.

Terrified Marshmallow fellows and Chocolate bar declared it utterly insane.

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Fearing to be torched by Santa who looked like a walking bloodstain,

The marshmallows were ready to have meltdowns, cried for a ceasefire.

Sadistic Santa was at it again!

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White fluffy Marshmallows wanted to mingle into the snowy terrain.

The dragon tongues of fire were growing higher.

Terrified Marshmallow fellows and Chocolate bar declared it utterly insane.

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Mr. Chocolate thought this was richly inhumane.

He was running around like a bittersweet town crier.

Sadistic Santa was at it again!

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The Marshmallows stuck together in a gooey mess during heated strain.

Chocolate sang out words "to melt or not to melt", a comical satire.

Terrified Marshmallow fellows and Chocolate bar declared it utterly insane.

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With one marshmallow comrade going up in flames, three remain,

The old man’s wicked laughter sent a chills of Choco-mallow dire.

Sadistic Santa was at it again!

Terrified Marshmallow fellows and Chocolate bar declared it utterly insane.

Holidayhumorperformance poetry

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Daphsam

A dyslexic dreamer who once thought reading and writing were beyond reach. Yet here I am, an artist, wordsmith, and illustrator—ready to weave stories and poems from my artwork.

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    Written by Daphsam