Rural Squirrel goes Nuclear
Can you repeat that for me?
There are words I avoid saying
They make my tongue go cross
You won’t find me saying things like
Worcestershire sauce
But if a mischievous rural squirrel were to go nuclear
And offers you açaí in your quinoa
Remember nothing sweeter
Breathed through a sphygmomanometer
Than an anemone in February
Ignominious phenomenon glossolaliary
Supposedly on a moist Wednesday
However, if you can circumlocute these verbiages
You’ll show dominance
With cacophonic confidence
About the Creator
Amos Glade
Welcome to Pteetneet City & my World of Weird. Here you'll find stories of the bizarre, horror, & magic realism as well as a steaming pile of poetry. Thank you for reading.
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