ROUND IN CIRCLES TO GET YOU TO NOTICE ME

ROUND IN CIRCLES TO GET YOU TO NOTICE ME

Round in circles I go each day,

trying my best, come what may,

but you don’t seem to notice me.

i am just the woman from No 3.

I‘m just plain Jane, it’s my destiny.

I try to be fancy free,

short skirts, low tops

to get you to notice me.

I think you go for blonds

with long legs

and Colgate-shining toothy pegs.

My eyes are blue,

you go for brown.

I talk northern slang of my town.

You where born to a silver spoon.

I am from Venus,

you’re definitely the moon.

So think I best move on,

I am not in your league at all.

I have big breasts,

you go for small.

There, that says a lot about me,

the gap between our worlds

is wider than the sea.