Risque Hey Hey!

I had a dream, you'll think me rude,

I was entirely in the nude.

Though my friends were rather red

"I have it to do" is all I said.

And I strode out, my head held high

There was a gardener passing by

Not an eyelid did he bat

I walked on and that was that.

If my body was fit and young

This might have even been quite fun

I'm saggy of boob and squidgy of tum,

And don't get me started on my bum!

But onward to my favorite bar

I walked, I didn't go by car

And glancing swiftly at the menu

I chose some breakfast and then a penguin

Of a man in black and white,

Gave me quite a little fright

He looked at me just like a pervert

I didn't like the look of Herbert!

Over the road was a beach,

I knew that I could easily reach

and look! Everywhere in sight

Were bottoms, boobs, and there on the right

A space waiting just for me! I fit right in!

I'm sure you see.

My nudity didn't need defending

And at this point, my dream was ending.