Resolving to Relax

New Year Resolutions, oh how grand A time for change, a fresh new plan But let's be real, they don't always stick We make them with the best of intentions, but end up feeling sick I'll eat healthier, and hit the gym But somehow the donuts always win I'll save more money, and pay off debt But then the sales are just too hard to forget I'll be more organized, and never procrastinate But then the couch and Netflix just seem to sedate I'll be kinder, and more patient too But then someone cuts me off and I'm feeling blue So let's not get too down on ourselves We're only human, and we all need some help Let's make resolutions that we can stick to Like taking a walk, or calling a friend, or trying something new And if we don't quite make it, that's okay We can always try again another day Here's to a happy and healthy new year May all your resolutions come true, my dear