Red Truck Douche Bag

Walking down the street is hazardous. I must have a sign on me that says Run Me Over. On the back it says, Stay Safe. The monster idiot drivers of the country are so intent on running people over. And wonder why pedestrians don't get out of their way. With a cocky attitude to boot. While I am struggling to understand it all. Let us name him, Sam. He wondered why I stepped out in front of him. I was simply walking around a parked car. In the meantime, this confusion almost cost me my life. Karma almost had him. Made him open his eyes to the road.