Rappin' Up Yule

Now welcome ya'll to Christmas Eve

Hope you already heard Greensleeves

Now before we start, let me make myself clear

This is a story 'bout a red-nosed deer

See he was off to play some games when all these bucks

Started calling him names, down and discouraged this deer

Went home, just in time to catch the phone

~ Hey Rudolf! This is Santa Claus~ after that there was a pause

~ I heard you had a nose so bright, would you like to guide my sleigh tonight?~

Well, you can imagine Rudolf's face, he began gleaming all over the place

~ I say, yeah, yeah, St Nick. I'll see you at nine and before we go let's drink some wine!~

See, there's one things folks haven't spread, there's a good reason why his nose was red!

He stayed up late and he played all night, ole Rudolf was high as a kite!

His favourite drink was a dry martini and he had a thing for French bikinis!

Now Rudolf's work is not for faker's, it's for cheery merry makers

Bullying Buck's step aside, Santa's hitched a brand new ride!

~Ho, ho, a Yo, Yo, Yo~