Pub(l)ic Speech

Should have worn pants...

By Lloyd FarleyPublished 6 months ago • 1 min read

Orating a speech

“Picture the audience nude”

They are not. I am.

humor

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Lloyd Farley

Dashing, splendid, genius, awesome, and extremely humble - I am a 52 year old born and raised Calgarian, with a passion for bringing joy and writing humour, particularly puns.

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Alex H Mittelman 6 months ago
Hahaha this is great!

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Should have worn pants...

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