There once was a girl we'll call Kat,
She thought she was all this and that.
She strode right past me,
Nose high as can be.
Then fell on her ass with a SLPAT!
About the Creator
Misty Rae
Retired legal eagle, nature love, wife, mother of boys and cats, chef, and trying to learn to play the guitar. I play with paint and words. Living my "middle years" like a teenager and loving every second of it!
worst memories
INTRODUCTION: AN ULTIMATE PLAYLIST To our worst memories; may they also be our best. That toast, known as “the Watcher’s Toast,” in a fantastical world I often write in, is meant to encourage reflection and peacefulness in one’s memories. Imagine if when you died, you had to relive your worst memory for eternity. That would be hell, wouldn’t it? But if you think about it, memories are always connected, connected by ever long strings which constantly remind us of each other memory. So, if you take the time and reflect and remember how your worst, darkest, most soul-crushing moments eventually forged you into greatness, reliving them wouldn’t be so bad. That’s why this playlist, which I made to listen to on my last drive ever home from college, is titled, “worst memories.”
By Jared W.E.7 days ago in Beat
Comments (10)
This was so much fun to read 🥰❤️🤭
Hahaha. The Kat Splat 😂🥰. Good one !
Heehee funny!!
Hehe, good one!! 😍
With those high heels and big head it was bound to happen!
This is a good one! Made me chuckle!
hahahaha. Fantastic!
LOL, what goes around comes around, Miss Kat! Be better :) Great one!
Limericks are built for revenge poetry! Nice one Misty.
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