When I shaved this morning,
Thought what the heck,
I’ll put the shaving cream,
All around my neck,
I put it on the front,
Then the back and sides,
Everywhere that razor glides,
Then I did proceed,
With the greatest care,
Shaving till I could,
Find no cream there,
But I must have shaved,
Too deep I think,
For my head fell off,
Into the sink.
Plop.
About the Creator
Ken Donner
Been writing since I was 9 years old or so.
Can't help myself.
It's how I'm wired.
A multitude of verse.
"I may never learn to fly, but keep the sky above me open, just in case."
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