Plane as the Knows on Yore Faze

This poem uses homophones. It is meant to be humorous.

My first attempt to publish was rejected because it was considered "a language other than English!" I'm hoping this English disclaimer will fool the system. Enjoy!

Rejected again. Maybe if I keep writing, they will see something other than gibberish. Come on, Vocal! Have you no sense of humor?

Third attempt coming up...

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Bee wear:

Keep hour beech grate.

Know bares or dear aloud.

Too whir sited resent, Lee.

They tend two brake the bored wok,

And they eight sum flours.

Awl sew, doughs have a fowl oh door.

Wee knead U on hour sighed.

Sew keep you're ayes oh pen, write?

If yew sea won,

Chaise it aweigh.

Thank ewe!