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Party of One

For Holiday Cheers!๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿซข๐ŸŽŠ

By Real PoeticPublished 3 months ago โ€ข 1 min read
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Party of One
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This is to all the people that are

feeling lonely during the holidays.

Iโ€™m sure it has nothing to do with

your antisocial, awkward ways.

Itโ€™s fair game to say that youโ€™re

the problem.

You canโ€™t get anyone to stay.

Wouldnโ€™t you agree that

everyone runs away

from you and that

you set every

room ablaze?

I bet youโ€™re on your

balcony in a marijuana haze

and remembering the days

when you could attend holidays

with your friends and family.

I hope the recollection of

these faded memories

donโ€™t cause you further

insanity.

Since the problem is you,

it canโ€™t be solved.

Move on!

Accept your reality!

Who says there canโ€™t

be a party of one?

๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ

Holidayhumor
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About the Creator

Real Poetic

Welcome to my imagination. โœจ

I write poetry & short stories.

Thanks for stopping by! โค๏ธ

Website: real-poetic.com

Instagram: @therealpoetic

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  • Grz Colm3 months ago

    ๐ŸŽต Two can be as bad as one, because itโ€™s the loneliest number since the number one! ๐ŸŽต There are a lot of people in that situation! Get your holiday music playlist ready, buy yourself some presents lol (I do!) ainโ€™t nobody buying me presents haha. And get you holiday movie list up and running!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿญ๐Ÿค— ๐ŸŽ ๐ŸŽ„

  • Tiffany Gordon 3 months ago

    so charming!

  • The Dani Writer3 months ago

    Yeah! Who says? Can have a party any way you wanna ๐Ÿ˜Š

  • I felt so attacked at first, lol. Loved the ending!

  • Lamar Wiggins3 months ago

    Well now, tell it like it is... ๐Ÿ˜

  • Mother Combs3 months ago

    ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’œ

  • Haha that was a different one with a tone I wasnโ€™t expecting. I liked it! A fresh cup of reality some humor!

  • Dana Crandell3 months ago

    Well, ๐Ÿ˜‹ lol

  • Ooohhh, harsh, lol.

  • Naveed 3 months ago

    great read

  • Cathy holmes3 months ago

    Lol. This sad, and hilarious.

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