Party Animal

Instructions for disappearing

By Leslie WritesPublished about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read

Don’t make me go out tonight

But thank you for the invite

I’ll stay at home in bed

My social battery’s dead

Ugh, okay, fine, alright!

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Now I’m here against my will

Wow, these people have no chill

In the back I can hide

While I’m waiting for my ride

Did I forget my pill?

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At this party I might die

Because I’m terribly shy

You don’t want me heaving

One more drink and I’m leaving

With an Irish goodbye

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