
Pain Farmers
- By
Ross e f Lombardi.
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Well... I'm over 50.
There goes my marriage.
That didn't work.
Just stonewalling,
left feeling useless.
Left eating dirt.
.
The harvesters say
Tired of being alone?
Times are different today.
Try our online dating!
Let us show you how!
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Well... Ok...
That didn't work.
Just spending money,
left feeling lonely.
- Left feeling hurt.
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More harvesters claim.
Tired of the usual dating sites?
Ours is different... - ...Honest!
Let's show you how!
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Well... Crap...
That didn't work.
Just spending cash,
Still left feeling lonely.
- Still Left feeling burnt.
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Harvesters are...
Making Him scared to grow old.
Times have changed today.
But She says that she is different.
And wants to show you how!
.
Well... Hot Dam!
That didn't even work a bit!
Spending credit,
Being used.
- Left eating shit.
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Harvesters are benefiting..
From Her being frightened to walk home.
World is scary today.
But he says that he is different.
And wants to show you how!
.
Well... Hell...
That didn't work.
Just danger over there!
She is left feeling worried.
So instead of 'man',
- of course she chooses 'bear'.
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Yet more money harvesters!
Tired of being alone?
Times are so Difficult today.
But! - Don't give up on love just yet!
Our paid meeting groups DO work!
Let us show you how!
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Well... For fucks sake...
These harvesters just Use us!
STILL left being
Left knowing
That we Are - So very useless.
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For you see,
The harvesters just harvest.
That is what they do.
But there is still
The warm sun
The lovely moon
The fresh smelling sky
- But - There is still You!
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So what... There Was once love in your life!
One great love is enough!
That moment has past.
There are...
Good Books
Nice food
Fun times
- music.
- Good things never last
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Well... Roll up those sleeves.
Make it work.
Different life phase,
Changed season
Another time,
You are still your own
- Very valid reason.
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So, Stop looking forward,
- to go backwards.
Instead evolve.
- towards a different kind of life.
So, Screw all those Harvesters of sorrow!
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No more dating.
Be moving on.
That bit is over.
That part is gone..
.
Move on alone
Be happy.
- Teach Yourself how
This time to quit?... ...love life?
That time?
Well... ...That time!
- IS Now.
About the Creator
Ross E Fortune Lombardi
Writer and Artist.
A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!
Mutare non est meum
Cantus moriar
BLOG:
http://lombot.co.uk
You Tube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Rat_Lombot/featured
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