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One-Ply Eulogy

4-18-2025

By Ellie HoovsPublished about a year ago • 1 min read
He brought venom. I brought paper towels

He came full pizzicato,

legs tapping like violin strings,

thinking himself some demon thing—

a silk-threaded symphony

of malice and fang.

He monologued,

dripping venom from mandibles

like it was chic.

Wove a web across my threshold

as if I hadn’t already salted the earth

with the corpses of better threats.

He thought he was terror incarnate.

That he’d haunt the corner of my room

and the crevice of my spine.

The intruder calling me calculated

and cold.

I met him at the baseboard,

gently,

with a folded piece of CVS receipt

and a whisper that said,

“You picked the wrong shrine.”

The crunch was deeply satisfying.

His funeral brief.

Closed casket.

No mourners.

Just me—

flushing his legacy with a smirk

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Ellie Hoovs

Breathing life into the lost and broken. Writes to mend what fire couldn't destroy. Poetry stitched from ashes, longing, and stubborn hope.

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    Written by Ellie Hoovs