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Now This Is A Gal I Could Go For

With a twinkle in her eye and not a bit shy

By Joel Kravitz The Limerick GuyPublished 2 years ago • 1 min read

I took a look at this meme, and voila – something a bit bawdy and a little bit naughty popped into my head. And while we're on the subject of head....

I have written a lot of limericks. The ones that are the most popular and receive the most engagement involve two subjects – flatulence and fellatio. Fart jokes and blow job jokes are funny. And if it’s laughs that you’re after, and think a cheap laugh is better than no laugh at all….that said….this

Sorry Santa. I was never going to make the “nice” list.

I’ve known kinky ladies like this.

They want to be told where to kiss.

They go to town

When I tell them “go down”…

Submissive oral sex is pure bliss!

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Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guy

I am a humorist who writes short poems and mostly limericks. The purpose of my poetry is to put a smile on people’s faces.

Smiles and Laughter are what I am after because those are both wonderful things.

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    Written by Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guy