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Nothing Smooth About Me

At least, though, I can write, rap and rhyme!

By Paul StewartPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read
Nothing Smooth About Me
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The way I move is anything but

The jiggling of my butt and gut

My patter, banter, lines are naff

At least I can generate a laugh

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Nothing smooth about me at all

As smooth as a red brick wall

At least I can rap, rhyme and write

I'm as smooth as the driven at all that...

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Thanks for reading!

Author's Notes: I am sure I will come up with something else for this challenge, but this silly little ditty came to me. This is for the Smooth Challenge which you can find out more about here:

Here are a few others:

You can also check out the rest of my work here at my profile.

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Paul Stewart

Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.

The Accidental Poet - Poetry Collection out now!

Streams and Scratches in My Mind coming soon!

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    Written by Paul Stewart