Note to self: Do NOT cheer yourself up with a fry-up!

Note to self:

.

Do NOT cheer yourself up with a fry-up!

.

Do NOT cheer yourself up with an unhealthy fry-up!

.

Do NOT cheer yourself up with an empty-calorie-laden fry-up!

.

Do NOT cheer yourself up with a fatty, greasy fry-up!

.

Do NOT cheer yourself up with a dripping in pork fat, warm egg yoke, salty, tasty butter full fry-up!

.

Do NOT cheer yourself up with a huge plate of toxic, poisonous, bacon, sausages, eggs, and black pudding (It's not a real fry up without some black pudding), delicious, heavenly, mouthwatering Fry up!

.

Do NOT cheer yourself up by getting ANY of the biggest fry-ups on ANY menu with a load of lovely extras!

.

No!

Do NOT do it...

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

.

Do Not attempt to fill the bottomless, empty loneliness of your weeping heart with a fry-up!

.

dam...

shit....

fuck...

.

I guess I am getting a fry up then...

.

Who the fuck am I losing weight for?

It is not as if I need to look good when I am so fundamentally undatable anyway...