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“No Offense, but…”

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By Rowan Finley Published 4 months ago 1 min read
Photo taken by Connor Scott McManus

Their words ɧąŋɠ

as ₚᵤₜᵣᵢd ░s░m░o░g░

【sounds】of

snotty clouds

and middle school girls

E⃞    c⃞    h⃞    o⃞    i⃞    n⃞    g⃞

“No offense,

but you don’t seem like the sports type.”

What a home run,

as far as insults go.

As long as my daughter turns out nothing like you,

then I’ll be content.

Mental Health

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Rowan Finley

Father. Academic Advisor. Musician. Writer. My real name is Jesse Balogh.

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    Written by Rowan Finley