My Very Terrible No Good, Adult Day

Distant,

disconnected,

irritated

and pissed off.

There are a million

different reasons

that make me shake my head

and scoff.

I don't care much

if you like this,

it burns my ass, like a Molotov,

all the many ways

I have been shown

to kindly - fuck right off!

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The side eye from the lady

at the local grocery store,

she has a lot of money

and she judges, cause I'm poor.

The asshole who ran through the stop,

and threw his finger out the door.

when he was the one that made me

slam my pedal, through the floor.

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The maddening last-minute mergers

that shove their way in line.

Putting you and everybody else,

on the defensive, all the time.

They tap their brakes

and flip you off

if you try to state your case

And smoke for fifteen minutes

blowing smoke back in your face.

I'm fed up being friendly, yes -

I blame it on my mom

She made say excuse me

to that rude and selfish bum.

She said to turn your cheek

cause it's the Christian thing to do

But nobody offers me their cheek

unless they've told me to eat poo

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So, here's to all you assholes

making it hard to do what's right

To the ones lucky enough

I didn't exit my car to fight

I have held my tongue

for the last time

next time:

I'll make it - clear as glass

If you do not like it

for heaven's sake

KINDLY, KISS MY ASS