My Ludicrous Limericks Challenge
My submissions to the Ludicrous Limericks Challenge…
As the Ludicrous Limericks Challenge comes to a close, I’m happy Vocal came up with this one! My love for haikus have gone to another level, and now I think limericks will be added to my list of favorite writing styles. Many of the limericks I wrote were silly, but I also wanted to experiment with different types of humor, like dark humor and sarcasm. I think I actually got better the more I wrote. Some of my personal favorites are “Come Back Home,” “Between The Lines,” “Change For Change,” and “Potty Talk!” But, I’m biased. Just like the Time Capsule Challenge, I’ve compiled all my submissions here for everyone to read! Enjoy, and good luck to everyone looking to win this time around…
1. i Phone
My phone holds all my likes
Even holds all my secrets I write
It’s all that I own
So taking my phone
Would be like you’re taking my life…
2. Wild Child
Back then, Mama called me “Baby”
And “Beautiful,” “Goofy,” and “Amazing”
But, now that I’m older
And out of my stroller
You can imagine what she’s called me lately…
3. Herd A Sheep
Once the sheep are herded
The silence around you is perfect
If you want some advice
Say what they like
Till everyone heard it…
4. When You Date Yourself
I plan on not dating myself
I’m SURE I need somebody else,
Cause I think I’m too great
And NEVER make mistakes,
So, myself would need help with my self…
5. Go With The Flow
When Ella’s out of her element
She said the water takes care of it,
So when I lose me
I go to the sea,
And now I can feel what Ella meant…
6. Don’t Talk To Strangers
Yesterday mom said, “Don’t talk to strangers!”
Very loudly and with lots of anger,
Now my teacher is puzzled
Why in class I’m so muffled,
But, honestly, I know no one stranger…
7. Change For Change
My son asked me for some change
I told him that I want the same,
Now I pay commission
Whenever he listens,
Exchanging change for change…
*8. Come Back Home
Cages don’t make people better
Or sending love only in letters,
Too many locks
And friends in a box,
For sins that no one can measure…
9. Between The Lines
Lately I’ve been on the ropes
So I gave a palm reader my hope,
She reached for my hands
Quickly gave a glance,
And said Sir, what you need is soap…
10. Potty Talk
My two year old called me a Meany
She said BYE BYE DADDY I LEAVING!
But she won’t leave today
She’d stink as a stray,
She’s in diapers, she knows that she needs me…
11. The Press And The President
“VOTE FOR ME,” shouted the Democrat
“No, ME!” said a man after claps,
“TELL US WHAT’S YOUR PLANS!”
Yelled a man in the stands,
But, their plans weren’t to comment on that…
About the Creator
Alexis Dean Jr.
Alexis “L.E.X” Dean Jr. is a clean Hip-Hop artist, poet, and educator from Milwaukee, WI. As a writer and music artist, he focuses on the importance of educating through his words and stories...
IG: @DreamsStartYoung
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