My Dad Looks Like

He always told me "I know what you're doing Crystal."

I never believed him,

But he started catching me even before I got into trouble,

which was very suspicious.

How does he know?

With time, my dad was looking more and more like Santa,

I loved the idea of it, I'm first to get all the new cool stuff,

But then the idea scared me a little,

Oh crap, My dad knows everything I've done,

CRAP, I'm on the naughty list for sure,

I would leave out the best cookies,

For my dad/Santa

Put the best candy canes out,

I wrote him a note saying

'I know you're Santa dad,

don't worry, I won't tell.'

When I woke up, I ran to see the letter,

It said 'I won't tell either.'

My dad is the best Santa ever.