Mummy's Special Cupboard
A poem about a cupboard, a special cupboard.
Mummy has a cupboard, she shares with Santa Claus
It’s where she hides the presents, and the gin of course.
In it are the next sized coats, and bigger shoes and clothes
Nancy’s Secret Garden, and other filthy prose.
The cupboard hides the gift wrap, bows and sellotape
As well as 20 Regals, for when mum’s out of vape.
Mummy has a cupboard, she shares with Santa Claus
It’s where she hides selection packs, and packs of 3 of course.
In it are the children’s teeth, and locks of baby hair
And sexy Polaroids, of Mummy’s bum all bare.
The cupboard hides new toys and games, and wonderful surprises
As well as mummy’s special clothes, dress up and disguises
Mummy has a cupboard, she shares with Santa Claus
It’s where she keeps the cards and notes, and hand-cuffs, of course
In it lurks the chocolate, eggs and golden coins
And special plastic willies, to tickle mummy’s loins.
The cupboard hides old photographs of mummy as a bride
I wish she’d cleaned her cupboard out before she went and died.
About the Creator
Pink Joker
I write stuff. The images are often stolen from Google coz I can't work out how to post without an image. The writing is all mine. (Unless it is particularly bad, then I may blame hackers or something.)
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