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Mommy’s Toy

A very awkward night as a babysitter…

By Alexis Dean Jr.Published 6 months ago 1 min read
Runner-Up in the Snafu Senryu Challenge
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Mommy’s Toy
Photo by Nachristos on Unsplash

Kid, please put that back!

That’s not a toy…well, it is!

But, it’s just your mom’s!

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About the Creator

Alexis Dean Jr.

Alexis “L.E.X” Dean Jr. is a clean Hip-Hop artist, poet, and educator from Milwaukee, WI. As a writer and music artist, he focuses on the importance of educating through his words and stories...

IG: @DreamsStartYoung

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  • The Dani Writer6 months ago

    All the TEEHEE-HEES!!! Great one and congratulations on your second place win!

  • Jennifer David6 months ago

    Oh my gosh! One of mine was found in a nerve wracking way also! Also reminds me of how I visited my sister when she was in grad school and kept finding them in the must akward places. And I was not looking! LMFAO

  • Raymond G. Taylor6 months ago

    Oh no! Should have hidden it away. Well done and congratulations on your win

  • Lamar Wiggins6 months ago

    Too funny 😂. Congrats!!!

  • Grz Colm6 months ago

    Oh no! Hahah. Nice work and congrats on your runner up prize! 😊👍

  • Babs Iverson6 months ago

    ROTFL!!! Congratulations!!!💕❤️❤️

  • Dana Crandell6 months ago

    LOL this was perfect! Congratulations!

  • E.K. Daniels6 months ago

    LOL. Congrats!

  • Kristen Balyeat6 months ago

    Congrats on placing in the challenge! 💫

  • Buzzzzzzz! Lol! This was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Chloe Gilholy6 months ago

    Dildo?

  • Margaret Brennan6 months ago

    I yelled at my puppy for the same reason as I caught her chewing

  • Dylan 6 months ago

    Lmao 😂 I love it!

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