#MomBizMatriarchLife
For Makenzie's shopping list challenge.

DON'T FORGET THIS CRAP!
- DEPOSIT CHECK!
- post office (after storage)
- $$$ Jane
- Text Victoria -
GRAB BUBBAS INSULIN FROM PHARMACY
Bathroom
Soap Dispenser
Toilet cleaner
Hair detangler
**STOP BUYING LOTION STUPID! YOU DONT NEED ANY MORE!**
Laundry soap****
The Crotch Goblins demand:
Corndogs
nuggets
Ice Cream (haha fat chance you little turds!)
CAT FOOD
Dog Food
Bunny Food
Bunny Hay
Grown-up food????
Wine. Or whiskey. Mojitos. Something like this. Use best judgment.
Breakfast
Orange juice
Vodka
bacon
biscuits
Dinner
Shredded parmesan
Spaghetti squash
heavy cream
chicken thighs (no bones or skin)
screw that. Too tired. Get a take-and-bake pizza.
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