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For Makenzie's shopping list challenge.

By Hope MartinPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read

OH forgot to put this: This article is because of a little unofficial writing challenge. :) Check out Mackenzie's little challenge prompt for this.

DON'T FORGET THIS CRAP!

- DEPOSIT CHECK!

- post office (after storage)

- $$$ Jane

- Text Victoria -

GRAB BUBBAS INSULIN FROM PHARMACY

Bathroom

Soap Dispenser

Toilet cleaner

Hair detangler

**STOP BUYING LOTION STUPID! YOU DONT NEED ANY MORE!**

Laundry soap****

The Crotch Goblins demand:

Corndogs

nuggets

Ice Cream (haha fat chance you little turds!)

CAT FOOD

Dog Food

Bunny Food

Bunny Hay

Grown-up food????

Wine. Or whiskey. Mojitos. Something like this. Use best judgment.

Breakfast

Orange juice

Vodka

bacon

biscuits

Dinner

Shredded parmesan

Spaghetti squash

heavy cream

chicken thighs (no bones or skin)

screw that. Too tired. Get a take-and-bake pizza.

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    Written by Hope Martin