Miss Magpie Lou

Miss Magpie Lou;

Why are you so nosy?

Sitting on your perch,

Listening to all we say,

Watching what we do,

I'm offended;

You really are very nosy!

Miss Magpie Lou,

Yes;

I'm talking to you,

Have you not simply got,

Better things to do?

Miss Magpie Lou,

Shall I take a picture or two?

You look very poise,

Just sitting there,

Can I be poise too?

Miss Magpie Lou,

No!

I'm not telling you that because

you'll tell the others,

Then there'll be trouble from you!

Miss Magpie Lou,

I love chatting with you,

But;

Mind your busines,

DO!