1
he’s got a little pimp jacket
for his little pimp life
he’s got a bloody great big bouncer
for any kind of strife
he’s got a little pimp hat
and a little pimp knife
he’s pimping for gold
he’s pimping for life
2
a passionate purveyor of prime perfect pussy
a secretive seller of second hand snatch
a valuable vendor of velvety vaj
a fervent flogger of fine gash
he’s a winner he’s a sinner
he sells the vertical grin yeah
he’s a player he’s a rustler
he’s a pint size poontang hustler
3
he’s a pint size minge mart
cause he’s got all the müt
he’s a hoonin little cunt
that only stands four foot
never ask for half off
always pay up front
cash cheque or credit
no such thing as free cunt
4
this miniscule fresh minge meddler
he’s a vertically challenged piss hole peddler
he’s got cunt for sale from wall to wall
and he’s only four feet tall
he has the product that everybody wants
and business being what it should
it’s a wholesale mole sale
and his prices are very good
ch.
he might be short
but his prices are high
he has ten types of pussy
to rent, lease or buy
diminutive in stature
but no less the man
he hawks the fun fork
like no one else can
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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