Magic Corn
Buckets o'Fun
Zea mays everta ain't your average kernel
Its raison d'être crops from heat internal
After 400 degrees of insistent Fahrenheit
It explodes in epiphanies of ballistic flight
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This poppin' type ain't your average corn
Bein' the only food that cooks itself airborne
Of eupeptic protein, carbs, and fiber, too
Except for your appendix, it's good for you
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Pressure vised tightly in pounds per inch
One hundred-thirty-five per salted pinch
Water is Lavoirsier'd into steam
Sublimates in an alchemy extreme
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Served in a bowl that's passed around
In front of the TV, with only the sound
Of handfuls of crunches shoved into mouths
From outside, in, corn turned inside-out
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Inside each seed is a volatile batter
That rescues taste buds from the daily bitter
And just to make life that so much better
Irregular fluffs shaped for poolin' butter
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AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Popcorn needs heat to pop. Most popcorn will pop when the kernel's internal temperature reaches 400-460 degrees Fahrenheit. Bound within the endosperm or starch is moisture. When the kernel is heated, the moisture turns to steam. Because the pericarp or hull is hard and flinty, pressure builds up within the kernel. The starch inside the kernel becomes soft like gelatin and the moisture vaporizes until the pressure in the kernel reaches 135 pounds per square inch. The pressure increases until the pericarp or hull ruptures and the gelatinized starch granules puff out. The kernel literally turns inside out. The starch or endosperm is the white part of the popped kernel and the pericarp or hull is the darker, flaky bit at the center of the kernel.
About the Creator
Gerard DiLeo
Retired, not tired. In Life Phase II: Living and writing from a decommissioned church in Hull, MA. (Phase I was New Orleans and everything that entails. Hippocampus, behave!
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Comments (3)
Mmmm, the smell, the taste. Gosh I need to shove them in my mouth right now! Loved your poem!
OMG, I love popcorn, especially the non-GMO and various colors of popping popcorn. You have described how it pops and the steam...and when the fragrance hits my nostrils, I am the first one to the bowl!! YUMMMY
Absolutely one of my go to for comfort foods/snacks. Your poem was like master chef meets the mad chemist, meaning fun! I believe the best popcorn is on the gas stove, in good oil ( I am allergic to early dairy protein such as butter but can eat some cheeses over 15 to 24 months). I then add salt, shredded, very aged parmesan or formaggi and toss it and eat it with a spoon so my laptop doesn't get greasy. My other snack is good wine. Ciao!