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St. Patrick's Catholic Sense of Humor

Limerick of the Week

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 2 months ago Updated 2 months ago 1 min read
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"Amen! You're all Catholics now."

Patrick was a cleric and a prude

Who thought it would be hysterically rude

To rid Ireland of snakes

By driving them into lakes

Where the Protestants swam in the nude

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About the Creator

Gerard DiLeo

Retired, not tired. In Life Phase II: Living and writing from a decommissioned church in Hull, MA. (Phase I was New Orleans and everything that entails. Hippocampus, behave!

https://www.amazon.com/Gerard-DiLeo/e/B00JE6LL2W/

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 months ago

    Hahahahahahhahaha that would be a fun swim! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loved your Limerick!

  • Rachel Deeming2 months ago

    Aha! Out of the "Submitted" vault finally. A picture from your own personal art stack, Gerard?

  • D. J. Reddall2 months ago

    Splendid stuff that makes Irish eyes smile mischievously!

  • Kendall Defoe 2 months ago

    Memorized to be shared. I thank ye!

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