M.H.B.

yeah yeah yeah, i know right

it’s all just a little bit iffy

it’s not exactly a regular fat

and it’s not a proper stiffy

basically: it’s just me and my turgid member

one of us is definitely a loner

this, my twisted love; is a knife of flesh

misogynistic hate boner

my fully erect manhood

is now a political threat

the swollen implications are rife

and i’m nowhere near to being done yet

i’m going to transplant this bad boy

as soon as i find a willing donor

for me and for my fully engorged

misogynistic hate boner

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CDXCVII