Entry for the Full Moon contest:
My lover and I were surrounded in a green field of luscious grass...
Look! Is that Kevin Bacon and his wife?
Appearing out of nowhere stood a shelf of DVDs.
Propaganda, here in this field?
Mrs Bacon chose a sultry number like Sex and the City -
This is bad.
The DVD was shown to Kevin Bacon and he hesitated...
A little shzooz of the bosom and a nice tantalizing gesture
by Mrs Bacon seemed to make him re think again-
SOLD!
Yes, Kevin Bacon said. (Poof)
My lover returned to me and we wanted to fully embrace.
We walked down a hallway in the meadow and found a bedroom.
A safe haven-
Until two clamorous lawnmowers started to operate.
We peered outside and to our surprise
there were two men on metal beasts.
Aggressive monstrosities.
My lover in a towel from his waist down
left feeling intruded on and defeated.
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