Limericks

Limericks

A young man climbed up Mount Rainier

On a day that was perfectly clear

And through his telescope

He watched a big dope

Steal his bicycle and disappear.

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There was a young lady of Newark

Who rode a train daily to work

Then returned to the station

For the same transportation

At six o’clock when she was through work.

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An old Lutheran near Owatonna

Raised ten acres of marijuana.

It went up in a blaze

And for seventeen days

He had visions of the Blessed Madonna.

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A young fellow left Puget Sound

To move to Spokane and he found

That he hated blue sky

And the air was too dry

And the coffee improperly ground.