There once were three butts, Kardashian,
Kourtney, Khloé, and Kim all the fashion;
"All natural," was their perjury
In denial of plastic surgery,
Except the brains they couldn't implant in.
About the Creator
Gerard DiLeo
Retired, not tired. In Life Phase II: Living and writing from a decommissioned church in Hull, MA. (Phase I was New Orleans and everything that entails. Hippocampus, behave!
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Comments (3)
Amen! excellent limerick, bawdy and saucy.
Hahahahahahaha I literally Lol-ed at your last line! This was so hilarious!
Nice work!!!❤️💕