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Limerick Five

The Vindictive One

By Owen SchaeferPublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read
Limerick Five
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A thief stole my package and walked it

Away down the block, but then dropped it.

How I wish I had been

On the street when he’d seen

That I’d filled up that box with some dog shit.


Not a true story. I'd never do this. Probably.

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Owen Schaefer

Owen Schaefer is a Canadian writer, editor and playwright living in the U.K. He writes fiction, speculative fiction, and breezy articles on writing, AI, and other nonsense. Attacks of poetry may occur.

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