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Let's Play.

nOOb.

By Caroline JanePublished 2 years ago 1 min read
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Let's Play.
Photo by Clem Onojeghuo on Unsplash

I'd been AFK.

Saving my sanity.

Realtime cooldown.

Needed.

Big time.

For the impending nOObs.

Oh God..... nOObs

Chip butty.

A bifter.

Pint of coke.

And,

just as my trigger finger was starting to itch,

you spawned.

TankgirlXXXMore had joined the party.

Off the back of an open invitation.

Zero hesitation.

In it to win it,

with ALL that chase.

Nice.

Build.

*sigh*

DO NOT be a cellar dweller

Not like that last lot.

We had to kick them

Griefers.

No need.

All grind and mine.

No time.

Nah...

Nah...

That HUD tells me...

that

ain't

you.

You ain't that crew.

Too...

B.

I.

S.

Buff.

Ready.

Our new meatshield.

Our Tank.

TankgirlXXXMore: For the win

I love you.

Jimborulz101: FTW

Let's go baby.

Bring on the bullet sponge

...and all the nasty little Adds you hang wi’

Hope she knows the mechanics...

*Mmmm*

.... Quick smoke....

.... Quick…

…Damn!

Man!

Hello aggro.

DPS

DPS

DPS

Draw breath

Again

Again

Again

Oh... AGAIN...

AWESOME

Holy hell....

TankgirlXXXMore: Git Rek’d

Oh Baby!

Jimborulz101: Pwned

TankgirlXXXMore: G G

Jimborulz101: G G

Oh man.

*Oh...

Man*

Where

is

that

bifter?

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About the Creator

Caroline Jane

Warm-blooded vertebrate, domesticated with a preference for the wild. Howls at the moon and forages on the dark side of it. Laughs like a hyena. Fuelled by good times and fairy dust. Writes obsessively with no holes barred.

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  1. Excellent storytelling

    Original narrative & well developed characters

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    Niche topic & fresh perspectives

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  • Mike Singleton - Mikeydred2 years ago

    Love the linear form of this , maybe one day I will write a poem

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