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Lady of Acid

by Chloe Gilholy 10 months ago in surreal poetry

First Poem of 2021


I’m the Lady of Acid.

Here you go, have some Prima Donna oddity,

Because it makes up for my lack of sanity.

Come on in.

Take your shoes off.

Make yourself at home;

You’re just in time for lunch.

Sweet leaf and goldfish:

What an odd dish indeed.

It’s okay, cause vibrating tea

Makes everything so yummy.

Invaders are digging...

Every box with a pearl.

I promise, Mr Officer:

I had no coke!

Please be gentle with me,

I have nothing to hide...

Now don’t be so alarmed.

I have a funny feeling

That your milk bottle’s going to explode!

surreal poetry

Chloe Gilholy

Healthcare worker from Oxfordshire. Author of ten books including Drinking Poetry and Game of Mass Destruction. Travelled to over 20 countries.

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