Krampus is Coming To Town
A Holiday Parody
By Arthur ArmstrongPublished 6 months ago • 1 min read
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Oh you better watch out
You better not dare
To try to bug out
He’ll find you out there.
Krampus is coming to town.
He knows you’re a deluder.
He knows that you’re a cad.
He’ll take you to Hel in his sack
And your family won’t be sad.
Oh!
You better watch out
You better not try
To run or hide out
Cuz he follows your lies.
Krampus is coming to town!
He sees you if you swindle
He knows if you’re a troll.
He knows if you’re a piece of shit
And he’s coming for your soul!
Oh!
You better watch out!
You better not dare
To try to bug out
He’ll find you out there.
Krampus is coming to town!
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Arthur Armstrong
A being of duality, poetic irreverence, and maddening nonsense.
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