Krampus is Coming To Town
A Holiday Parody
Oh you better watch out
You better not dare
To try to bug out
He’ll find you out there.
Krampus is coming to town.
He knows you’re a deluder.
He knows that you’re a cad.
He’ll take you to Hel in his sack
And your family won’t be sad.
Oh!
You better watch out
You better not try
To run or hide out
Cuz he follows your lies.
Krampus is coming to town!
He sees you if you swindle
He knows if you’re a troll.
He knows if you’re a piece of shit
And he’s coming for your soul!
Oh!
You better watch out!
You better not dare
To try to bug out
He’ll find you out there.
Krampus is coming to town!
About the Creator
Arthur Armstrong
A being of duality, poetic irreverence, and maddening nonsense.
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Congratulations to Morgan Christy Rickards for their winning Whispering Woods story, Guardian at the Gate. Morgan has been a Vocal creator since February 2021, and this is their first time placing in Challenge — well done, starting with a win! Guardian at the Gate draws evocatively from Welsh tales of the Cantre'r Gwaelod, a lost sunken kingdom between the forest and the sea. Heledd’s dangerous adventure pulls her towards the water but her spirit is anchored in the woods: Morgan’s writing is atmospheric and exciting.
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