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Krampus is Coming To Town

A Holiday Parody

By Arthur ArmstrongPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Krampus is Coming To Town
Photo by Alessio Zaccaria on Unsplash

Oh you better watch out

You better not dare

To try to bug out

He’ll find you out there.

Krampus is coming to town.

He knows you’re a deluder.

He knows that you’re a cad.

He’ll take you to Hel in his sack

And your family won’t be sad.

Oh!

You better watch out

You better not try

To run or hide out

Cuz he follows your lies.

Krampus is coming to town!

He sees you if you swindle

He knows if you’re a troll.

He knows if you’re a piece of shit

And he’s coming for your soul!

Oh!

You better watch out!

You better not dare

To try to bug out

He’ll find you out there.

Krampus is coming to town!

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Arthur Armstrong

A being of duality, poetic irreverence, and maddening nonsense.

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