Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange...
Orange who?
Orange you glad I told that joke!
Who...
Who who?
Who whooo! Train's coming!
Butter...
Butter who?
Butter think twice about opening the door.
Shoe...
Shoe who?
Shoe know who I am.
Whore...
Whore who?
Whore who will do anything you want.
Vice...
Vice who?
Vice to see you, too.
Greed...
Greed who?
Greed more and you might learn something...
Health...
Health who?
What the health do you think this is?
Junkie...
Junkie who?
Junkie see, junkie do.
Me...
Me who?
Me want to end this joke.
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