King Rollo

You get me up at 6 a.m., and then you sleep all day.

You give me that sad look no matter what I say.

⏰

You always trail me like you’re never fed,

Except when I say, “Let’s go,” but you are in my bed.

🙂‍↔️

With girls, you can effortlessly converse.

They are immediately drawn to your universe.

😍

We like the same pretty faces and hips,

But you dive in and kiss their lips.

👄

And now they all know you by name,

The King Rollo of Flagler fame.

👑

They don’t even mind that you are French

And ignore your effervescent stench.

💩

Life must be hard when you’re a dog 🙄

And you have the snout of a hog.

🐽

But you are my best good boy,

So I’ll likely buy you another toy

🧸 💚