Kidlet and Puppers
No greater forms of chaos in the world
Do I really have to do this? I'd rather go play in the park.
I need to go! Can I have a glass of water? Now I have to go to the bathroom again.
Squirrel! Can I have a puppy? No, I'm not tired. What does midnight mean?
Thanks, but I'd rather listen to- Oh! I haven't read this book yet!
Race cars are my favorite! Can we go to the racetrack? Can I race one? Why not?
Action figures! Hulk smash! Oh, I flushed him. Can I ride my bike now?
Catsup is great on oatmeal! Oh, there's Jimmy, did I miss the bus again?
Touchdown! Oh yeah, all right! Whaddya mean we're playing tag?
I don't wanna sit quietly. Can I run up and down the aisle?
Orange. No, the yellow one, no, the green one. Can I have ice cream for breakfast?
No, I don't think I have ADHD, why do you ask?
About the Creator
Meredith Harmon
Mix equal parts anthropologist, biologist, geologist, and artisan, stir and heat in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country, sprinkle with a heaping pile of odd life experiences. Half-baked.
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