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I Loved Fysics Class

By Earl W. PearlPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read

In high school my best klass was Fysics

It’s a klass where I really exselled

My sekund best likely was Sivics

Tho eventualy I got exspelled

See, I sucked at kreativ righting

And was wurse in my poetree class

So the rime skeems I’m constently fighting

They have reely bin kicking my butt

So they sent to my fokes a bad leter

To exsplain what my ishooze about

It sed, “If he dozen’t get beter

Pleeze consider a diferint rout”

But the leter, I had interseptid

Then desided to right the reply

“All his ishoozes will soon be correktid

Cuz he’z kwite an intelijint guy”

Aparently it was reel telling

By the way I construktid my note

That because of my horible speling

That I shood have revued what I rote

I here that they found it amuzing

And suspeck this note’s not frum my fokes

“It appeers by the words yer suns choozing

He’z bin kleerly atempting a hokes”

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About the Creator

Earl W. Pearl

I’ve been writing poetry (rhyming mostly) since about 2014 and have recently transitioned to writing novels and short stories. My poetry genres are faith, humor, social issues, politics, pretty much any subject matter.

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    Written by Earl W. Pearl