It's My Garden

It’s my garden and it’s dry so I’ll water

Pick a new flower

Get caught in a shower

It helps me chase away my blues

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Nobody knows where Johnny has gone (Johnny has gone)

And he’s been gone for a while

I may know, but I’ll never tell

When nobody’s round, I secretly smile

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(Chorus)

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I caught Johnny stepping out with a girl (Out with a girl)

You cheat on me, I get mean

I made a dinner, set the plates with a whirl

And a luscious arsenic pie

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(Chorus)

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Now everyone thinks that he ran away (He ran away)

Did something bad and skipped town

My garden’s so pretty, it flowers all day

Especially on the new mound

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(Outro Chorus and Fade)