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Irreconcilable Smoothness

Grounds for Divorce.

By Lamar WigginsPublished 3 months ago Updated 3 months ago 1 min read

A tireless relation

runs the gamut-

all good things

must come to an end.


the bold, rich,

creamified lover.

And she,

the sweet, sassy

globular counterpart,

have celebrated


for as long as

I know...


this palate has




Textures clash,

they disappoint...

I hereby


the continuance

of this

solemn union.


is plausible,


is obligatory.


I remain enamored by

the existence of

this simple legume,

disguised as a nut

but related to the bean.

It's transformed into

a heavenly spread that

slathers the bread

with finesse,

blanketing the

outer fringes of the

toasted crust.

-process complete-

I stare at the



and watch

the oils rise

to cover the


with a healthy


I lunge

for that

anticipated bite,


the ouster stares

in contempt

from a


completely devastated.

Alienated for other uses;

no longer necessary

for pairing...

A second bite


shortening the

life span

of sadness

for the imminent


I stand by my

righteous decision...


Pasty, proud,

and newly liberated,

the protein-fortified


may never find

another soulmate

worthy of

its supreme quality

to stand alone.

With one bite left...

I internally


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Lamar Wiggins

Creative writer in the Northeast US who loves the paranormal, mystery, true crime, horror, humor, fantasy and poetry. Take a chance, you'll be thoroughly entertained.

"Life is Love Experienced" -LW


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  • L.C. Schäfer2 months ago

    I just ate a packet of Reese's while reading this 😁

  • Donna Fox (HKB)3 months ago

    My mouth is water with the new craving for peanut butter!! Looks like I need a snack!!! Such vivid sensory imagery and details in this, I am in constant awe of your talent Lamar!! Great work!

  • PB&J forever! Great stuff, as always, Lamar! There is always great depth to your writing, and I find in a second reading, it often impacts me even more. Thank you for sharing your talents and heart with us.

  • Grz Colm3 months ago

    🤤 I’m all for peanut butter in bed with a spoon! 😆 Great poem Lamar!!

  • I'm a sucker for peanut butter. But just last year I tried it with jam and I kept cursing myself for not trying it sooner! I love PB & J so much! Like SO MUCH! But doesn't mean I don't like peanut butter on it's own. I still love it! Your poem has made me so hungry, lol!

  • E.K. Daniels3 months ago

    Haha the original Mr. and Mrs. - PB & J! Love the unique take on this challenge. I have the draft of a submission which also deals with PB, but in a more abstract way. We shall say if it makes a final draft. I like your take—original, and versatile on the metaphorical and literal palate!

  • No more jelly? How about banana slices & honey?

  • Mark Gagnon3 months ago

    Sorry, but I'm a fan of strawberry jam. Peanut butter isn't the same without some support. Even Reese's peanut butter cups would be lacking without the chocolate case. Funny story!

  • Novel Allen3 months ago

    UMMM! Not quite sure what is happening here. My mind is jumping al over the place. But. at least the subject seems satisfied. Hmmm!

  • Hannah Moore3 months ago

    This started tragic, and I loved how you worded that, but turned quite funny, and I loved how you worded that too.

  • Mother Combs3 months ago

    This is smooth

  • Real Poetic3 months ago

    Brilliant brilliant and one more time… brilliant. You my friend are an amazing poet! 🩵

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