If You Link Bomb, You’re a Twat
Please stop doing it
If you link bomb, you're a twat!
It's called The Legend of Zelda
for a bloody good reason.
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If you link bomb, you're a fool
This place is a two-way street
Share the love and read!
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If you link bomb, then get out!
You can't ride this car without
the essential tools and manners.
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If you link bomb, please stop!
Think about the joy the person got
only to be disappointed.
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If you link bomb, have a think!
What makes your story special?
Add some substance to your posts.
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If you link bomb, I'm sorry
I don't mean to call you a pregnant fish.
Now you know for next time!
About the Creator
Chloe Gilholy
Former healthcare worker and lab worker from Oxfordshire. Author of ten books including Drinking Poetry and Game of Mass Destruction. Travelled to over 20 countries.
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Comments (5)
So awesome! And I love the title! ❤️
I feel that this poem needs to be shared in the Facebook groups for vocal and medium.
The way you put this into a poem is brilliant, and I agree with you! You see the notification and joyfully open the app, hoping for some sort of feedback, and instead there is just someone spamming stuff around.
Haha have an idea but I'm not entirely sure what link bombing is (new Vocal term for me) but this gave me a giggle!
Although not proven; it appears I may have invented the Vocal link bomb description for this horrid self-glorifying habit. Loved this.