If you give an alien a cookie

if I gave an alien a cookie

I wonder what it’d do

My favorite is chocolate chip, with a glass of Mountain Dew

But, maybe it doesn’t like sweets, and maybe it’s way too new

Would they eat it right away or would they break it up in two?

I’d give an alien a cookie

Cause that’s what my grandma does

To show her appreciation and love

We give it to Santa Claus

Bake for a special cause

So, I’ll give an alien a cookie to break down its wall

So, he like…spares me and takes the rest of y’all!