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If You Give a Chicken a Cupcake...

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By Rowan Finley Published 3 years ago 1 min read
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If you give a chicken a cupcake,

it will probably ask for some sprinkles to put on top of it to add some color.

If you get the chicken sprinkles,

then it will probably want to have a party.

If you have a party,

then it will want to invite all the other eleven chickens in the coop.

If all the chickens come,

then they'll probably want to also invite the big white dog,

the two orange cats (as long as they behave), and the quarter horse.

If you have a party this big,

then you should probably offer some kind of entre to add to the dessert.

While you're at the store getting more food,

don't forget to call home to check on all the animals who are most likely

getting comfy on your sofa and recliners.

When you get back home you will probably have to clean up a bit,

because your house might be a little messy.

Apparently, eleven chickens, one big white dog, two orange cats, and one

quarter horse can sure play lots of wild beer pong because there are

cups full of beer everywhere and the animals appear to be a bit tipsy!

After the party is finally over and everyone is good and full,

the animals will likely be ready to go outside and take naps in the sun.

Thank goodness because you probably thought that they would never leave.

Out they all go and when you finally close the front door you question

aloud...

"Whatever possessed me to give that chicken a cupcake in the first place?"

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About the Creator

Rowan Finley

Father. Academic Advisor. Musician. Writer. Aspiring licensed mental health counselor. My real name is Jesse Balogh.

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