If Walls Could Talk

Imagine being in the bedroom preparing to go out with your wife, and she's trying on that new dress you don't truly like because it makes her look pregnant, but you say to her anyways; "you don't look fat in that dress!" What if the wall said; "but that's not what you said before." Or say y'all are being intimate and the wall says; "I hope this not going to be all night?" This could potentially ruin anyones night!

If walls could talk they would know our most coveted conversation. They would be able to expose, embarrass, and tell our personal business.

Do you know if walls could talk you would not have to listen through the walls to hear what your neighbors are arguing about? All you would have to do is ask the wall!

I wonder if walls would be confidential with their occupants? I mean you definitely cannot get away with a crime, unless your household has a "no snitching" rule and walls are compliant? Other than that the walls have all the details, and can tell everything that it knows!

If walls could talk, would that mean they can talk to each other? The conversations walls would have without us being there is almost unimaginable. Would they talk bout us?

Walls would be talking about us like we are the latest soap opera lol. They have all the dish. They could literally be trash talking us saying things like, "I'm glad they gone, I can finally get some peace and quiet around here!" Or "I wish they would have left the tv on, its too quiet in here!" We would literally be reality show to them. The sad thing is they could be talking about us when we are not there, but as soon as we walk in they act like they never spoke a word! Petty walls, lol!

One thing I know for sure, walls would not like children that much, lol. All you would hear is yelling; "Aht Aht don't touch me with those cheese curl hands!" Or "Don't you write on me, crayons are for paper not walls." Walls would tell on your child more then their own siblings!

You know who would probably enjoy walls talking? WOMEN! Especially women who like to gossip. Yeah, women could talk for hours, and the walls would have nothing to do but to hear her out. Now there are some men who would ask walls certain questions that women would ask a wall, such as; "Was anybody else in this house today while I was gone?"

I believe if walls could talk most of us would start staying outside more. Hotels would definitely be off limit, lol! People would rather be out in the park, camping, beaches, and any other places a wall wouldn't be. See, walls talking would be amazing, but we have to remember why walls were built in the first place.

Walls were built for our protection and PRIVACY! Walls are supposed to guard our privacy by keeping out intruders, invaders, medlers, even nature! Anything that is on the inside of the wall is supposed to be confidential, but if a wall can talk that defeats the purpose of a wall.

What a crazy life it would be if a wall could talk. The things walls would say!